The Bible Abridged
The Christian Bible: the book of stories and guidelines that shaped the western and, in a lot of ways, the whole world. And it's completely nuts. I go through the "holy" texts and retell the stories in all their crazy nonsense for the world to see just how nuts they all actually are.
The Bible Abridged
Ep 40 - The Epic Story of Samson (part 2)
April 17, 2023
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Jay Winston
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Season 7
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Episode 4
Samson is arrested by 1,000 soldiers for his crime of murdering several dozen people. He agrees to go peacefully at first, but then God decides to fill him with a blood rage that makes him beat all 1,000 soldiers to death with a donkey's jawbone. He wanders around, fucking sex workers and killing Philistine soldier who try and arrest him, until he's finally betrayed by his new love, Delilah. Once they finally have Samson capture, they gouge his eyes out and put him to work in prison grinding grain. Samson is able to get his revenge, though! Don't you worry!
