The Bible Abridged
The Christian Bible: the book of stories and guidelines that shaped the western and, in a lot of ways, the whole world. And it's completely nuts. I go through the "holy" texts and retell the stories in all their crazy nonsense for the world to see just how nuts they all actually are.
Podcasting since 2022 • 66 episodes
The Bible Abridged
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Ep 65 - Hezekiah V The Assyrians
After many generations of useless and/or unremarkable Judean kings, we finally get to Hezekiah. Hezekiah bravely stood up to the ever growing Assyrian Empire even when they threatened his people that they'd be forced to eat their own shit and d...
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Season 12
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Episode 4
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7:34
Ep 64 - The Rise of Jehu and Hazael and the Death of Elisha
This episode covers a few of the lesser known kings of Israel and Judah and all of their notable accomplishment. Jehu killed a bunch of Ahaziah's family, including his mom, Queen Jezebel, before turning the Baal Zebub temple into a public toile...
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Season 12
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Episode 3
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8:55
Ep 63 - Eating Donkey Heads, Pigeon Poop, and At Least One Baby
Elisha heals a nearby General of leprosy only to have his army attack shortly there after. Elisha staves off this war for a while by making a bunch of soldiers go blind and then feeding them a succulent meal, but they eventually decide to attac...
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8:37
Ep 62 - Elisha: Child Murderer and Healer
After King Ahab dies, his son Ahaziah takes over, falls through a hole in the floor, and also dies. Elijah dries up the Jordan River for seemingly no reason and then gets swept up to heaven in a chariot made out of fire, leaving his protege Eli...
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Season 12
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Episode 1
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8:28
Ep 61 - Elijah, Ahab, and Jezebel
King Ahab's wife Jezebel starts killing all the prophets of God in favor of her pagan religions, so Elijah decides to have a contest between himself and all of the pagan prophets for whose god can set a bull on fire. Elijah wins, kills all the ...
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Season 11
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Episode 5
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9:41
