The Bible Abridged
The Christian Bible: the book of stories and guidelines that shaped the western and, in a lot of ways, the whole world. And it's completely nuts. I go through the "holy" texts and retell the stories in all their crazy nonsense for the world to see just how nuts they all actually are.
Podcasting since 2022 • 60 episodes
The Bible Abridged
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Ep 59 - Israel's Downfall
Solomon's (exactly) 1,000 wives and concubines get him to cheat on God with other gods, even that one horrible god named Molek. This pissed God off and he decided to punish by making his empire fall apart after he died.When Rehoboam, So...
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Season 11
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Episode 3
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9:03
Ep 58 - Solomon was Fucking Rich
Solomon finished his temple and then decided to outdo the house he made for God by building himself an even crazier, fancier building. Taking 13 years to build and almost doubling the size of the crazy gold temple, Solomon's palace was just rid...
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Season 11
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Episode 2
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8:52
Ep 57 - The Rise of Solomon
David's oldest son, Adonijah, tries to take the throne upon his near death, but Nathan makes sure Solomon ends up king. The transfer of power was going smoothly until Adonijah asked Solomon if he could marry a little girl that David was sleepin...
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Season 11
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Episode 1
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8:37
Ep 56 - The End of David
David returns to Jerusalem after Absalom's death only to have another civil war break out immediately under a guy named Sheba. Joab took quick care of this. He met peacefully with Sheba, kissed him on the lips, grabbed his beard, and then slice...
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Season 10
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Episode 6
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8:31
Ep 55 - The Fall of Absalom
David (having been overthrown by his very hairy and sexy son) was staying out in the wilderness a few miles from Jerusalem. He started making friends with the locals and he, alongside his loyalists, started building an army up, just in case Abs...
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Season 10
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Episode 5
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8:00