The Bible Abridged
The Christian Bible: the book of stories and guidelines that shaped the western and, in a lot of ways, the whole world. And it's completely nuts. I go through the "holy" texts and retell the stories in all their crazy nonsense for the world to see just how nuts they all actually are.
Podcasting since 2022 • 62 episodes
The Bible Abridged
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Ep 61 - Elijah, Ahab, and Jezebel
King Ahab's wife Jezebel starts killing all the prophets of God in favor of her pagan religions, so Elijah decides to have a contest between himself and all of the pagan prophets for whose god can set a bull on fire. Elijah wins, kills all the ...
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Season 11
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Episode 5
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9:41
Ep 60 - Kings, Civil Wars, and the Rise of Elijah
A bunch of kings came and went and Judah and Israel remained at war. Every king decided to try other gods out for size except Asa, who God rewarded with a lethal foot disease.Eventually a new guy named Elijah came around doing all kinds...
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Season 11
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Episode 4
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9:29
Ep 59 - Israel's Downfall
Solomon's (exactly) 1,000 wives and concubines get him to cheat on God with other gods, even that one horrible god named Molek. This pissed God off and he decided to punish by making his empire fall apart after he died.When Rehoboam, So...
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Season 11
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Episode 3
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9:03
Ep 58 - Solomon was Fucking Rich
Solomon finished his temple and then decided to outdo the house he made for God by building himself an even crazier, fancier building. Taking 13 years to build and almost doubling the size of the crazy gold temple, Solomon's palace was just rid...
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Season 11
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Episode 2
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8:52
Ep 57 - The Rise of Solomon
David's oldest son, Adonijah, tries to take the throne upon his near death, but Nathan makes sure Solomon ends up king. The transfer of power was going smoothly until Adonijah asked Solomon if he could marry a little girl that David was sleepin...
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Season 11
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Episode 1
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